whiskeyrobot:

I honestly believe that being a parent brings out the best and worst in people 

but

it is very hard to find any “worst” in your life and I know blah blah

this is the internet, after all, and we put what we want on it BUT your girls are lights in this world and that is 50% you and 50% them so I know you and your husband are also lights

and I would really love to babysit for you but I think you are also those parents that love being home and almost freakishly never want to go anywhere without their kids, because that would be like going out and leaving your heart at home on the couch for the night

and that is not survivable 

but really if you need a babysitter after May 12th let me know, I am certified as a preschool assistant teacher so I know my shit and I love kids like whoa

and have also been CPR certified, in case you realized you left your heart on the couch 

either way when we have our IHOP date, I hope you bring them along! I will be in the library a lot after graduating because I have reading to catch up on from the last four years

and you need to show me where you guys have been hiding the good poetry

so I hope I “run into” you! Also if you need volunteers for reading circles or anything hit me up. Basically, I want to know you! 

Love,

Whiskey Robot

I need to remember this.  Thank you.